hell-pierogi

just shit

poor pear

rice

discussion

punk

good china

OHSHITCASHMIR

queen elizabeth

drinking milk

WINNER

CONGRATULATIONS to "The Greek" for his entry: "GOT MILK".
This was a difficult decision to make, and a lot of nuance was taken into account. There were some very fun and some very smart entries, but as far as sheer humor goes (whether The Greek intended it or not), this entry is just plain better than you(rs).
So, Mr. "The Greek",
Would you email me your address so I can make your shirt and then send it to you? No guarantees about how long it will take, but don't expect it for another two weeks.
Nate Notes will resume daily posting tomorrow.
Best to all,
Nate

CAPTION CONTEST

HEY EVERYONE
For today's Nate Note, I offer you not just something of my own creation, but something that we can create TOGETHER, something beautiful do demonstrate the true loving bond between artist and audience, something new and exciting:
CAPTION CONTEST!!!
As you look at the image above, let your imagination run wild! Give that wit of yours a nice, healthy jog. And when you come up with something dazzling and brilliant, post it in the comment box below for me (and everyone else) to laugh at. I, myself will judge the entries, and decide who has put the funniest, cleverest, and most creative caption, and they will be named the WINNER. The WINNER will receive a CUSTOM MADE T-shirt with the image and their caption on it! For reals!
SO:
Go to, my readers! Show me what you got! You've got until Monday!
Love,
Nate

grapes

$$$

"oops"

friend cow

palm treevil

steaming man hole

decoded

how come you no like

fag eel, yay day, suckanegg, piles

poor yellow

that bitch

you aren't even self aware

ribs

saladface

fuck your apples

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